Sober But Still an Asshole

Just because you're clean doesn't mean you're cuddly.
This shirt features a devil soaking in a fiery tub, surrounded by burning booze bottles — a sarcastic nod to the fact that recovery doesn't fix your personality overnight.

🔥 Bold. Crude. Honest.
Perfect for anyone who stayed the same sarcastic, sharp-tongued soul… just without the substance abuse.

“I might be sober, but I still don’t take your shit.”

Style: Tattoo-inspired, high-contrast linework
Fit: Unisex / Relaxed streetwear
Material: 100% Cotton — soft but tough, just like you

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!